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    July 27

    笑话几则

    谁在放屁

        自习课,小娟不小心放了个屁。同学们都转过头来,这时暗恋她的阿天忙说:“不好意思,是我放的。”过了一会儿,小娟又忍不住放了个屁,也在暗恋她的小杜忙替她辩解道:“既然大家这么高兴,我也放个凑凑热闹。”可是过了一会儿,小娟又放了一个,这时有人问:“这又是谁放的?”同时也在暗恋她,而且更喜欢她的阿朋站起来说:“是我放的。”然后指着小娟道:“她以后放的屁都归我!”
     
    星星的遐想
     
          福尔摩斯和他的助手一天晚上在山坡上搭起帐篷露营,睡到半夜,福尔摩斯推醒旁边的助手,指着满天的繁星问道:“看到这么多星星你想到了什么?”
          助手沉思了半晌,说道:“天空真是无边无际,每颗星星都相当于一个太阳,而我们居然住的地球在太阳系里只是很小的一颗行星,我们人类又是显得多么渺小啊!”
          “你个笨蛋,我们的帐篷被偷了!”福尔摩斯怒道。 
     
    偶腿多
          蜈蚣被蛇咬后,为防毒液扩散必须截肢!蜈蚣想:幸亏偶腿多!大夫安慰道:兄弟,想开点,以后你就是蚯蚓了!
     

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